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'Get a cement truck over there fast'

To paraphrase Dan Ackroyd:  Barbara, you ignorant slut.

The self-proclaimed queen of New York realtors, Barbara Corcoran, has advised the readers of her Daily News column that paving over your garden is a good thing, and will enhance your property value, but you should hurry before the city makes it illegal.  "Hey, a flower garden might look pretty and keep your wife happy," enthuses the creature, "but the space in front of your house is worth a hell of a lot more as a driveway."

So much imbecility, so little bandwidth...so I will defer to the already outraged Forgotten New York and Queens Crap to deliver the goods. Meanwhile, here is an Allegory that will serve to inspire me as I continue my reparative project of de-paving our yard.




Posted on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 09:21PM by Registered CommenterBrenda from Brooklyn | Comments1 Comment

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Another reason to loathe real estate brokers.

In fact, homes with trees sell for more than those without. She's completely wrong.

It's just that she hates the earth.
November 16, 2007 at 11:27PM | Unregistered CommenterXris (Flatbush Gardener)

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