'Get a cement truck over there fast'
To paraphrase Dan Ackroyd: Barbara, you ignorant slut.
The self-proclaimed queen of New York realtors, Barbara Corcoran, has advised the readers of her Daily News column that paving over your garden is a good thing, and will enhance your property value, but you should hurry before the city makes it illegal. "Hey, a flower garden might look pretty and keep your wife happy," enthuses the creature, "but the space in front of your house is worth a hell of a lot more as a driveway."
So much imbecility, so little bandwidth...so I will defer to the already outraged Forgotten New York and Queens Crap to deliver the goods. Meanwhile, here is an Allegory that will serve to inspire me as I continue my reparative project of de-paving our yard.
Brenda from Brooklyn
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In fact, homes with trees sell for more than those without. She's completely wrong.
It's just that she hates the earth.