Crazy Stable

The following BBC news item has come to our attention:

Keith Richards 'tree fall' injury

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has been taken to hospital in New Zealand after injuring himself while on holiday in Fiji.

A band spokeswoman said Richards had suffered a "mild concussion" and was taken to hospital as a precaution.

Media reports in Australia and New Zealand said Richards had hurt his head when he fell out of a palm tree.

  Compared to Keith...

  ...wasn't Spouse positively prudent to install the Child's new ceiling 11 years ago with a rented "Sheetrock lift"?

(It probably wasn't nearly as much fun as falling out of a palm tree in Fiji, but we still have a pretty cool ceiling to show for it...and no concussion...)