Something huge is about to unfold for me, and I've been too superstitious to discuss it very openly. As the result of a mysterious and marvelous chain of events, I am going to visit this guy. Yes, right here, very soon.
That is, unless more primordial deities like Pele here perform another cheap stunt for attention. (And they wonder why I'm superstitious? What, does my Expedia account get hacked by a lava conduit to Iceland?)
Actually, I blame this one. Either way, I am gearing up for one helluva pilgrimage. I cieli sono aperti. You will be kept informed, and may the best god win!