ALLERGY ALERT: The following post has been manufactured in a facility used for processing nuts. And Charlie.
No, Uncle Cocobop, please don't kill me! I swear I will never try to bite your face off again! I will never ever wake you up by jumping on you from a great height! I will not, ever, use your tail as chewing gum! Hey, how bad could it be--I've still only got my baby teeth!
Ah, that's better. Just relaxing with Mama Lexi while Dad watches the news. Feet above the head improves circulation in my brain, which I've been told might help.
See, I spend an awful lot of time doing this...and every single time, I fall down and hit my head. But I have caught the damn tail on one out of 17 attempts, and my success rate is gradually improving. Dig my toes, dude.