The following BBC news item has come to our attention:
Keith Richards 'tree fall' injury
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has been taken to hospital in New Zealand after injuring himself while on holiday in Fiji.
A band spokeswoman said Richards had suffered a "mild concussion" and was taken to hospital as a precaution.
Media reports in Australia and New Zealand said Richards had hurt his head when he fell out of a palm tree.
Compared to Keith...
...wasn't Spouse positively prudent to install the Child's new ceiling 11 years ago with a rented "Sheetrock lift"?
(It probably wasn't nearly as much fun as falling out of a palm tree in Fiji, but we still have a pretty cool ceiling to show for it...and no concussion...)